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An Old Fashioned Merry F**king Christmas: A Swearing Adult Coloring Book For The Holidays

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9781731359001

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Independently published

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Cheer up you grumpy b*tches, it’s Christmas!



Vintage Christmas illustrations are paired with spicy expressions in this adult coloring book that’s all about the season.

Had a hard day trying to get some shopping done?

Not looking forward to the stupid work holiday party?

Can't stand the thought of spending time with that insufferable relative?

Yes? Then sit down with this coloring book and some pencils and let these pages do the talking for you.

Vintage images are meant for light embellishment versus hard-core coloring (i.e., you don’t have to be a coloring enthusiast to enjoy this book). Add a touch of colored pencil or a wash of watercolor to make these images come to life. Or simply leave in their original glory and display or gift these beautiful pages.

Sweary phrases (35 in all) include:



  • Hope Your Holidays Are The Sh*t
  • Have Yourself A Merry F**king Christmas
  • It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like F**k This
  • You Crafty B*tch
  • Deck The F**king Halls Yourself
  • Festive As F**k
  • Cheer Up You Grumpy B*tches, It’s Christmas
  • Get Your Christmas Sh*t Together
  • F**k Off. I Mean, Merry Christmas.
  • Kick This Holiday In Its Glittering A**
  • Did I Ask Your F**king Opinion About My Holiday Decor?
  • Darling, Let’s Spend Loads Of Money On Sh*t We Don’t Need.
  • Let’s Get Jolly As F**k
  • Bah F**king Humbug
  • Get The Hell Out Of My Kitchen
  • Bitch No, I Haven’t Finished My F**king Christmas Shopping.
  • Merry Christmas. Just Kidding, Go F**k Yourself.
  • Ho Ho Holy Shit, It’s Christmas
  • Merry Christmas And All That Sh*t
  • You’re Not Getting Jack Sh*t This Year
  • Wishing You A Sh*tload Of Happiness This Holiday Season
  • Reindeer Are As Cool As F**k
  • You’re On Santa’s Sh*t List
  • Let’s Drink A Sh*t Ton Of Mulled Wine
  • No, I Don’t Want To Build A F**king Snowman
  • Just Be F**king Merry
  • and more!


Grab your copy of this Christmas coloring book classic now!